this is no歌词
Hi! My name is(what?)...my name is(who?)...
嗨，我的名字是（什么？）我的名字是（谁）
my name is... Slim Shady
我的名字是 Slim Shady
Hi! My name is(huh?)...my name is(what?)...
嗨，我的名字是（哈？）我的名字是（什么？）
my name is... Slim Shady
我的名字是 Slim Shady
Ahem...excuse me!
Ahem。。。抱歉
Can I have the attention of the class for one second...
大家能专心听我一下吗
Hi kids! Do you like violence?(yeah yeah yeah!)
孩子们，你们喜欢暴力吗？
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?(uh huh!)
想不想看我将9英寸长的钉子扎进我的眼皮里
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?(yeah yeah!)
想不想和我做的一样呢？
Try'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?(huh?)
试着了解我这糟透了的人生吧
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
我的头脑沉重无比，我试着抬头挺胸
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate(Ummmm..)
但我不知道我该上哪个辣妹
Dr. Dre said:"Slim Shady you a basehead."
医生说我是个混蛋
Uh-uhhh!"Then why's ya face red, man you wasted"
那么你的脸怎么这么红，朋友你真浪费
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
当我12岁的时候我就觉得我不再是自己
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
因为我把真正的自己绑在船杆的最顶端
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
把Pamela Lee的 xx撕掉
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
我大力的打了她，然后我用了 chris benoit的十字锁紧
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
我吸了草烟然后倒地
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
比肥婆坐下时还快
C'mere slut!(Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
来吧荡妇（shady等等，她是我的母狗）
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
我他妈什么都不管，上帝就是送我来捣乱世界
Hi! My name is(what?)...my name is(who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is(huh?)...my name is(what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
The Chainsmokers-#Selfie中文翻译
When Jason was at the table
当杰森坐在桌子旁边的时候
I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
我看见他在和其他女孩子在一起的时候总喜欢盯着我
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
你觉得他那样做只是为了让我嫉妒吗？
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
因为他昨天晚上发了一整晚的微信给我
and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
说实话我还真不知道这算不算是一次胜利
Sooo... like what do you think?
那...话说你怎么看？
Did you think that girl was pretty?
你觉得那个女的很不错？
How did that girl even get in here?
那女的怎么会在这里的？
Did you see her?
你见到她没？
She is so short and that dress is so tacky
她又矮衣服又俗气
Who wears cheetah?
拜托现在谁还穿豹纹，呵呵？
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime sadness?
现在又不是夏天，哪个DJ还会心血来潮玩夏日丧曲？
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
你介意我们冲个澡之后再来根烟？
I really need one
我真他妈想抽
But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
等等，先让我来张自拍。
DROP
[咔嚓]
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
姐们儿，能帮我挑个滤镜（这里应该是指毁美图秀秀之类的自拍神器里面的美化功能）？
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
我实在不知道我应该选XX专业还是Valencia
I want to look tan
我想看上去更美黑些
What should my caption be?
我要加上些什么字捏
I want it to be clever
一定要让它显得我很有头脑
How about"Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV"
“Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV“怎么样？
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
艹，就5分钟就只给老娘10个赞
Do you think I should take it down?
你觉得我应该把它删掉吗？
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
看老娘我再来一张
DROP
[咔嚓]
Wait pause, Jason just liked my selfie
等等，等一下，Jason刚才赞了我的照片
What a creep
真教人吃精
Is that guy sleeping over there?
那家伙还睡在那里吗？
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
没错儿，就那个没穿鞋的女的的旁边的那个
Thats so ratchet..
那真是渗人。。。
That girl is such a fake model
那婊子就他妈的是一贱逼模子刻出来的冒牌货（又贱又骚，还丑的要命）
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
她肯定是买通了她所有微博的粉丝（哪会有那么多赞）
Who goes out on Mondays?
谁礼拜一出去？
OK lets go take some shots
好吧让我们拍些合影
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
噢妈蛋，我感觉我就要吐了
Oh wait never mind I'm fine
哦别担心我没事的（渍渍。。）
Lets go dance
来，继续跳舞。。。
There's no vodka at this table
这张桌子没伏特加
Do you know anyone else here?
你知道有别的什么人在这儿么？
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
我滴肾啊，Jason刚才又发微信给我
Should I go home with him?
我该不该回去和他鬼混呢？
I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE
我之前还真可能照了一张诱人的自拍哟
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
让我自拍一张
【转自erqi1994】
记得把我选为满意答案哦~
